(um, and oh my: I am soon to become a bartender. if I pass the first night's scrutiny, that is. which I don't think will be hard, even though I'm almost fully clueless about drink-making. but I have an in and I can learn. so I hope it works. because I want something to pay my rent that isn't this. because I could stand a lively job that provides immediate cashmoney. and, not to mention, free cocktails.)